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Welcome to our inaugural Black Friday Soap-A-Thon! I'm Cole Lumpton, and with me is a dedicated room of soaperators manning the ever-ringing telephones. We've been getting calls from people near and far who shower, enjoy FREE Coal Soap, and like gifting Duke Cannon to their loved ones and/or strangers at a white elephant gift exchange. Just yesterday I had the opportunity to chat with a Midwestern fellow who was flummoxed by the simplicity of this Soap-A-Thon. "All I have to do is call 1-800-DUKECANNON.COM, buy anything, and you send me a free Lump of Coal Soap?" he asked. To which I replied, "That's right, Chester!" I could tell heartwarming stories like that all day, but I won't. Right now, it's easier than ever to make a difference in the lives of those around you—and right before the holidays. Wow. To smell great and give great smelling gifts all you have to do is dial 1-800-DUKECANNON.COM. Once again that number is 1-800-DUKECANNON.COM. Soaperators are standing by now, though this thing is going to be a grind and they can't send FREE Big Ass Lump of Coal soaps all day, all night, all weekend, so dial that website quickly before the phones burn up and the help burns out. | | | | |
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