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NEW YEAR'S EVE TRADITIONS SHUNNED BY DUKE CANNON | | Being at a Crowded Bar Sequined Attire Driving Around from Place to Place Kissing Strangers Ryan Seacrest Strangers Breathing All Over an Overpriced Buffet Noisemakers / Party Blowers Making Unrealistic Resolutions (you will most likely not scale the Eiger's North Face in 2024) Forcing Very Young Children to Stay Awake Until Midnight Actually Knowing all the Lyrics to Auld Lang Syne | | NEW YEAR'S EVE TRADITIONS EMBRACED BY DUKE CANNON | | Wearing Hats Dominating a Game of Charades General Revelry (this is 80% mental, 20% bourbon) Kissing Mrs. Cannon at Midnight Reminding Everyone that Cocktail Wieners Still Exist Roaring Fire (Inside or out) A Robust Fireworks Display Offering the Basement Couch to an Inebriated Randy Cleaning Up Every Speck of Confetti Pretending to Know the Lyrics to Auld Lang Syne | | LAST CHANCE FOR HOLIDAY ITEMS | | Be sure to circle January 1st on your calendar—and not just because it's New Year's Day. Because more importantly, 1/1/2024 is the LAST DAY you can purchase holiday soaps and products from our website. So with that in mind, head over to duke cannon dot com and pick up your favorite seasonal scents before they, much like 2023, are firmly in the rear view. | | | | |
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